According to the legends of criminal defense, there once was a person who got themselves out of a possession charge by claiming that the pants they had weren't theirs. From what we can tell, most of the time this attempt at a defense falls flat on its face, but that sure doesn't stop people from giving it a try. This t-shirt pokes fun at this objectively terrible defense. For the record, we don't recommend it.
Whether you're enjoying the company of some friends, or being temporarily detained by the authorities, this t-shirt is soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough to keep you comfortable.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This is a print-on-demand (POD) product, and typically ships within 4-5 business days.
